the "I don't give a shit" look

wtf?

bachelorette fantasies

so it turns out that everything you could want in a bachelorette party can be found or had right inside a stretch hummer.


note the emphasis on the bordello lighting. many of these limos come with laser light show capabilities and built in fog machines. it's common to find multiple built in flat panel televisions and....karaoke.



for an intimate, thoroughly private soiree (up to 22 people) you can't go wrong. you'll never need to leave the parking lot.


just to prove these machines are in fact reality, here's a link
to a "local" company that serves the providence area. not the sexiest pictures, but their ride features hardwood floors, lighted glassware (?), and strobes in addition to a wireless mike for karaoke.

oh yeah, and they're ridiculously expensive.

only you're invited

can I invite someone and explicitly not offer "& guest" if I hate the person he/she would bring?

guy gift?

ummm...how extravagant is the gift I'm supposed to give john at the rehersal dinner?

and do any of you have suggestions for a gift?