the "I don't give a shit" look

wtf?

bachelorette fantasies

so it turns out that everything you could want in a bachelorette party can be found or had right inside a stretch hummer.


note the emphasis on the bordello lighting. many of these limos come with laser light show capabilities and built in fog machines. it's common to find multiple built in flat panel televisions and....karaoke.



for an intimate, thoroughly private soiree (up to 22 people) you can't go wrong. you'll never need to leave the parking lot.


just to prove these machines are in fact reality, here's a link
to a "local" company that serves the providence area. not the sexiest pictures, but their ride features hardwood floors, lighted glassware (?), and strobes in addition to a wireless mike for karaoke.

oh yeah, and they're ridiculously expensive.

only you're invited

can I invite someone and explicitly not offer "& guest" if I hate the person he/she would bring?

guy gift?

ummm...how extravagant is the gift I'm supposed to give john at the rehersal dinner?

and do any of you have suggestions for a gift?

I could use some tips

who does one tip for a wedding?

the band?
the florist?
the baker?
photographer?
driver?

let me know since I have to figure this into my budget.

Tiffany's Bridal

Can I go to this and pretend to be you?
What Makes a Tiffany Diamond: An Important Seminar for Anyone Tying the Knot

reception changes

so my sister carol said that the key to a good wedding is a good band.

I was never into bands but I keep hearing this and now I'm starting to change my mind.

the new concept is a band at the reception and then renting out a room at a bar nearby for "after party karaoke" - a very dangerous concept.

how do we feel?

hold your horses

how does one take back control of the wedding -

I've given carte blanche to mother burns but now I want to reign it back in a bit -