Save the Date - No Not the Wedding
The Wedding is August 4th. Hope you can come.
But more importantly is the shower/bachelorette party (the trashy but lady one) to be held in providence on Saturday July 14th.
My Mother is hosting an actual lady Bridal Shower on Saturday June 16th in Buffalo - of course all of you are invited - but the IMPORTANT event is the July date.
I've decided to condense the shower and bachelorette into one day - brunch - then lingerie party with simon doing tricks (the illegal kind) at the seakonk motel we all stay in- we can get two motel rooms and cram in. it will be horrible. - then dinner at a restaurant of my choice (likely vinny testicles) - primer drinks at a bar of my choice (p.s. not the geeser - likely the bar at chili's or outback steakhouse) - then the highlight of the night: MURRAY'S!!! - karaoke karaoke karaoke!!!!!! - this is practice for the wedding - so get to work. After murray's our chaperone simon will escort the ladies back to the motel - because he drives a small yuppie car we will need to borrow or rent some kind of caravan. The following morning is a late lunch at chinese buffet. Anyone that comes early or stays later is welcome to stay with simon or myself.
If people are amenable to this then let me know or propose alternate ideas- I will certainly pay for myself since I'm already asking all of you to pay way too much money. If you can only come for part of the day that's just fine.
But more importantly is the shower/bachelorette party (the trashy but lady one) to be held in providence on Saturday July 14th.
My Mother is hosting an actual lady Bridal Shower on Saturday June 16th in Buffalo - of course all of you are invited - but the IMPORTANT event is the July date.
I've decided to condense the shower and bachelorette into one day - brunch - then lingerie party with simon doing tricks (the illegal kind) at the seakonk motel we all stay in- we can get two motel rooms and cram in. it will be horrible. - then dinner at a restaurant of my choice (likely vinny testicles) - primer drinks at a bar of my choice (p.s. not the geeser - likely the bar at chili's or outback steakhouse) - then the highlight of the night: MURRAY'S!!! - karaoke karaoke karaoke!!!!!! - this is practice for the wedding - so get to work. After murray's our chaperone simon will escort the ladies back to the motel - because he drives a small yuppie car we will need to borrow or rent some kind of caravan. The following morning is a late lunch at chinese buffet. Anyone that comes early or stays later is welcome to stay with simon or myself.
If people are amenable to this then let me know or propose alternate ideas- I will certainly pay for myself since I'm already asking all of you to pay way too much money. If you can only come for part of the day that's just fine.
posted by vp @ 10:31 AM
11 Comments:
At 4:35 PM,
Simon said…
I CANNOT wait. I will reserve Seekonk motel rooms (should I ask for by-the-hour rates?).
I'll try to get a suite or conjoining rooms.
This will be awesome!
At 4:53 PM,
ms. AB said…
um, can we have a driver/car service/cab at some point. it will not be nearly as fun if simon isn't shitty drunk at some point too.
At 5:00 PM,
vp said…
simon is incapable to getting drunk. it is one of the pieces of evidence I use when arguing he's a cybourg.
At 5:43 AM,
ms. AB said…
that's funny, i don't think i ever heard the words "suite" and "seekonk" in the same sentence.
At 8:34 AM,
vp said…
let's determin how many people will be attending - frankly we may need 3 "suites". - do you think ANYONE has ever reserved seekonk rooms 8 months in advance. no.
so who's going:
mariana
andrea
amanda
simon
gena?
catie?
berta?
carol?
caroline
ohh yeah me
anyone important I'm forgetting?
so we're looking at between 6-10
2 rooms is fine - I'm comfortable with 5 each.
At 8:48 AM,
me said…
this is awesome. i ll definitely be there.
i would like to request a hummer or suburban stretch limo. SO trashy.
i predict there will be messy hookups at murrays.
At 12:08 PM,
vp said…
this party will be a massive success if any of the ladies engage in a trashy hookup.
gena? mariana? are you up for it?
stretch suv - yes.
At 7:37 AM,
me said…
for the trashy hook up or for the party?
i ll go to the party but i can t promise any trashy hook ups just yet. i mean, i am sober right now.
At 4:42 PM,
vp said…
they get the pitcher he drinks out of - but if it's simon then he gets special prizes from each one of us.
At 5:40 AM,
ms. AB said…
stag films anyone?
At 11:21 AM,
vp said…
we've settled on the strech hummer provided it's not prohibitively expensive.
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